Surprise! Kim Jong-un wins election in a landslide

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un’s Workers’ Party of Korea won 99.93 percent of the vote in his nation’s latest elections, the Korean Central News Agency reported yesterday. The vote for North Korea’s 15th Supreme People’s Assembly saw a turnout of 99.99 percent, according to the report, with a minute fraction unable to cast a ballot due to being abroad. The political theater of the so-called election underscores the fact that the ruthless Kim regime remains firmly in control of an erratic nuclear-armed state.